Bicycle Defense Kit

Forwarded to me by a friend, kind of funny actually. Contains a few of the following "goodies":

• Issue "citizen citations" with official-ish tickets.
• Label offending vehicles with an "I was a jerk to a cyclist" sticker.
• Introduce the risk of paint damage with a Jolly Rancher.
• Make cars stink worse than their exhaust with a carefully-placed stink bomb.

And it all fits in an Altoids can. Get a full run down on the kit here.